Everybody needs to get outside these days. I get it. It helps keep us sane as we work and learn from home. Everybody is walking or running or biking. Everybody. Everybody also knows we need to do our best to keep six feet apart. Most folks are doing this the best they can. Even so, it's not always relaxing to go out for a walk anymore. People are clueless. But you took the cake with your cluelessness. You, a runner, who I paused for before proceeding, decided to spit on the ground right in front of me. Are you fucking kidding me? Have you heard of coronavirus?!?!?! I wish I could report you for poor social distancing. You are a disgrace. I'm glad I'm not your mom.