Please throw us at least a couple bones a week! We know you don't have time to write a new column every two weeks. We can only imagine how much time you are donating to your many causes right now. But couldn't you pick a few hundred vintage letters and set them up on a weekly autosend or something? Just think about us, stuck at home and jonesing for a little SL! Please don't forget that it is we your loyal readers who helped you to where you have the resources to do so much good! We're thirsty, we admit it!

[Ask and ye shall receive!—eds.]