Here I come: stroller and dog. You are just lolling along texting and walking. You should cross the street or walk down the center, not me.
I have to collect my tribe and create an exodus and that’s a bigger ordeal than you, your hipster hair and iPhone.
So do us all a favor and move outta the way for the parents, elderly and overwhelmed as we walkabout on lovely days
Move your ass!
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