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I, Anonymous Blog

Virus helped me be free

by Anonymous • Apr 28, 2020 at 12:38 pm

The views expressed in these submissions are from anonymous, unverified sources and do not necessarily represent those of the Portland Mercury.

We were together for under a year. You were the perfect divorce rebound; nice body, love sex, lots of disposable cash, and love to drink.
The sex was good, until you made it clear that protection was an option. That was when I realized it was time to skidaddle. Thankfully, Covid has made it easy!
You fizzled out and stopped texting me and that’s great because getting shacked up with you and having a baby sounds like the worse thing I can imagine right now. Whew!