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Can't Stand It

by Anonymous • Apr 30, 2020 at 11:39 am

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I can't stand these parody songs written to some famous songs melody.
That's this watered down and unoriginal society we live in.
It's true though, the only way any of it will get attention or listened to is because it's being carried on the back of the original.

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