Hey protective toilet seat cover users: you do know when you are finished using these, you are suppose to take them to the garbage?! Not try and flush them or leave them on the fucking seat! You are disgusting filthy fuckers and now I’m going to remove the dispenser as it’s abuse isn’t worth it and it’s certainly not going to protect your anuses from the virus.
For your protection
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