There is a pandemic, the world has completely imploded, and you are griping because your precious child's elementary school parade needed to be rescheduled. Which letter of 'please choke on your entitlement' can't you read? This is not about your child nor their quality of distance learning education, my dear Soccer Mom. This is about optics, media grabs, and your ability to one-up the members of your book club. Meanwhile, as you air your grievances over social media, your children's teachers are carefully observing while expressing bewilderment and disappointment amongst themselves. Trust me. I'm one of them.
Take this parade and shove it!
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