There I be super casually walking up to a grocery clerk with a question and were both armed with masks. He lunged back abruptly and said were in a pandemic, and pointed at a sign referring to 6 ft social distancing.
No shit sir? Is that what's going on? I hadn't any idea. Oh, is that why I keep hearing 6ft about 50 times a day.
I smiled and laughed and called him ridiculous.
My lord jesus God almighty christ, if this is the state of paranoia were living in already, we are never, ever, ever again gonna be able to get back to normal.