Waiting at a red light behind you in your BMW with California plates. The light turned green. I waited. And waited. And waited. It looked like you were doing something with your phone or maybe smoking a bowl. When it got to the point where we were both going to miss the light, I tapped my horn quietly. Then you moved. Then you stuck your middle finger out through your sunroof. You are so lucky I am chill. I said to myself 'that guy must be having a hard day' and just rolled on. Next time you do that, somebody is going to stick that finger in your eye and kick it, you piece of shit. Stupid Californians. We're nicer here, but watch out. That won't last.
Go back to Cali
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