I, Anonymous May 22, 2020 at 9:15 pm

I gotta wear shades

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"You sat where my head is facing... "

Have you tried sitting on your face?
You could probably get by with just
a lovely (heavily-tinted) monocle.

kristofarian on May 24, 2020 at 6:31 AM Report this

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