You noticed, but felt it was unspeakable? You thought it best to let me rock it right up to break time? All morning long? I'm on my own on this one? Couldn't have mentioned that my pants were unzipped in front of God and everybody? Nothing? No? Not even a "Hey, your, uh, zipper..."? Really?
Are you all talking about it?
Is my life over?
God help me?
How embarrassing for me. Why didn'u say something?
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