Back to flushing: who are you weirdos that leave remnants of your poop behind for us to see? Flush it all! Leaving your nuggets, skids or dabbed wads of tp is filthy and gross. Flush it!
It’s 2020, time to stop acting like a privileged little brat, even in private!
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