What the fuck? You are pretty much worthless. Sure, you are reasonably priced but for what? Nobody ever buys you. Everyday, same ones at the store. Once peeled and cut and put into a stir fry, I’m like fuck this. No flavor and Too. Much. Work. For what amounts to the blandest turnip ever. Fuck you jicama dickara dock! Go jump off a clock!
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