You are always putzing about with your power tools in your garage and driveway, making a goddamn racket. I overheard you complaining about your allergies and figured I try something; I shook my backyard tree.
Yep. It worked. You retreated back inside and closed up shop! Hardy fuckin har I hope this pollen sticks around for a long while as it puts you to sleep you loud ass.
Busybody neighbor fucker
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