Earlier today, when we were talking, i felt a lump on my lower back.
After touching it discretely, I realized it was a ripe-n-ready zit.
You continued to talk as i lifted the back of my shirt a little and gave it a squeeze.
Instant relief! Our conversation ended and as we walked away, I glanced back and saw my little buddy on your filing cabinet. I felt bad but I want ready for such a big honker like that so hopefully it dries up before you notice