Pooch and me
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We walk around 4am, before I go to work. We both think your well manicured and watered lawn is ridiculous. We both take turns peeing in the same spot. Everyday.
It’s funny as fuck because you keep trying patch remedy’s (the string fence was the best).
Let your lawn go and we will too!
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