I'm not real sure how I feel about you right now. I went and took a look at the $3000 patio slider that we bought you, the one you and your drunken friends installed last weekend. I cant fix that, actually not going to fix that. This isn't even personal. This makes me cry for our future as humans. The amount of effort, energy, and beer that it took to put that door in backwards. At no point did you guys stop and think, "Somethings not right here". Absolute dumbfucks. Have a great time in Utah. Call your mother.
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