What the hell was that? I walked into my basement, turned on the light and you, Large Brown Spider, beelined straight at me at full speed. Over course I smashed you to oblivion, I didn't even have time to think about it. I would have let you be to eat and do whatever it is you do in my basement, or perhaps I would have put you in a cup, carefully, and put you outside, but still close to the house foundation because I know that is where you are comfortable. But no.
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