That was awkward. You literally stopped me in my tracks. I was just trying to get a glimpse of what you were reading that would elicit an audible 'wow' followed by the sucking of air through tight teeth sound. I suppose I could have asked or politely approached under the the pretense of "wanting to know what you're reading" . It was my love for books that make people make sounds and my respect for your personal space that just made everything seem weird. I'm sorry. What were you reading? I have to know.
Yes, I Was Staring At You In The Park
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