Most people I encounter on my daily walks are very polite about wearing masks and social distancing, but runners are assholes. They don't wear masks, they run right up within a foot of me, huffing and puffing their covid vapors all over me! Cover your narcissistic, huffing, puffing mouth with a mask, and quit running right up behind me. Distance yourselves at least 6 feet. What a bunch of assholes.
Runners wear a mask! Social Distance!
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