We’ve known each other for 20+ years. Our kids grew up together, and we considered becoming roommates. So why did you think it was a good idea to go behind my back and have unprotected sex with my ex?

Did you know he was also raw-dogging me at the same time behind your back? Did you know he was also screwing strippers, prostitutes, and crack heads? Meanwhile, you're raw-dogging your married clients behind everyone's back.

Well, congrats. I’ve had three STD’s in my life and only two never went away. You’ve just won a lifetime supply of worry over contracting HSV2 and HPV. Or maybe I got them from you?

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