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‘There is a bike lane right over there’

by Anonymous • Aug 13, 2020 at 2:44 pm

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So you got mad at me while I was wearing a mask (you were not) as you rode down the sidewalk (while your bro was riding in the bike lane right next to the sidewalk) because I said that to you?

You really wanted to fight me about this?

Look at how our country is going.

And you really want to fight a cranky old guy that just thinks you should be in the bike lane and not the sidewalk?

Have fun explaining this story to your friends and trying to look cool.

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