Seriously, do you have any idea how many caterpillars you have been eating?!? In my former life I would just casually rinse off my organic kale for 30-60 seconds and get on with blending or stir-frying or whatever. Well, let’s just say, never again. Those little fuckers are the EXACT same color as the leaves and I swear to god have little suction cups on the bottom of each foot. They laugh at your quick rinse under the faucet. You have been warned.
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