Big Stuff



If you have a bug one, you don’t have to brag about it to get noticed. Everyone will see it through your pants.


Big trucks, fast cars, and speeding are displays of raw power. We are still primates after all. Display behavior is a way of attracting female primates. That worked like a champ 200,000 years ago. But needless to say most women have evolved beyond that now. I say most because in my time on Earth I've seen two men fight over a woman who does not necessarily disapprove. We're all primates caught in a continuum of very slow evolutionary change. Have some love and tolerance for your fellow travellers.


I always thought the bigger the truck, the bigger the dick behind the wheel. But that has nothing to do with penis size or even gender.