The past two days I've pissed at the same time as two dudes in particular that have when they were done went to wash the one hand under the motion censored sink. No soap.
I saw one dude just kinda wash the two fingers as if in a saying I have money gesture. If you can call that a wash even.
Then I imagined that's what their whole whacking off scenario is about if they even have a sex drive.
Ingenious boys.
Also disgusting.
One Hand Man
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