It is pandemic season, and we know at this point what that means. We wear masks - do masks kill the virus? No, but they may help prevent the spread of something we can't control. So we do other things that we can control, like wash our hands, maintain tidy. I make the bold choice to go out and get food in the public world. All seems as normal as it can be. I go to try and be normal by using a public bathroom because poor planning. LITERALLY PUDDLES OF BIOHAZARD ON THE FLOOR AND SEAT. Like okay man, you put on that mask before you left your house, BUT THE TOILET, with your HYPER CONTAGIOUS BODY FLUIDS, that's a lot to manage for you. YOU LEARNED how to do this when you were THREE. Take a seat, if thou art too drunk, because your mask did not stop that from happening.
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