Was going to make messed up comment about sucking it up and your blind need to get the fuck over yourself. However, all lives are needy and I like this suggestion that has been put forth. Carry on.

I blame the “VP of Employee Experience,” or whatever his made up title is, name rhymes with Rod Wine Tart. This VP is also behind an idiotic and spendy open-office remodel that has put employees on affected floors in extremely close proximity with no barriers (even now), and in so doing also created a massive physical security risk to employees to boot with the thoughtless design. Definitely not meeting the guidelines. Unless a couple of 24” monitors on your desk constitutes a sneeze guard. They also put a freeze on raises and promotions, even as many salaried employees’ workloads are increasing during the pandemic . But now there’s fancy touchscreen Coca Cola machines in the shiny new break rooms, because free soda pop is what really makes employees feel valued. Let them drink Coke!