I'm sick of cheapass fucking scheming fucking losers trying to board bus with cash.
Come the fuck on.
You don't know?
You really don't know?
Look at the position you are putting the driver in.
Like what the fuck can they do?
Not let you on, and then feel bad.
Don't be a selfish fucking loser fuck face putting a civil servant in that position.
Be an adult and fucking pay.
Or walk.