It's comforting hearing your voice out here. Stewing over humanity, plotting it's demise. What's the point, right? Lately I've been doing Goat Goth. Just waking(if you can call it that) and being a goat all day. I get milked and go about goating. I don't give a fuck what you think about me. I don't have to smile. I'll head butt your ass. People respect me when I'm being Goatlike. It's like Level Two Goth. Try making a goat face. See? It feels right.
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