In Sweden, we don't allow agro 10-speeders to mingle with chill pedestrians. What's your deal anyways? Dude, get off your bike and smell the roses. Or, as we do in Sweden, we go for chill walks and smell the mosses. There are many different types. And no assholes in stupid hats. Bikes should be banned in areas where chill pedestrians are, and then people might actually want to live in this perpetual sewer leak.
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