all is lost



Infinitely many lonely mathematicians walk into a bar to seek solace. The first says, "I'll have a beer." The second says, "I'll have half a beer." The third says, "I'll have a quarter of a beer." The bartender sets down just two beers. The mathematicians cry out, "That's all you're giving us?" The bartender says, "Come on guys. Know your limits."


That's what the internet is for...plenty of ways to engage with other human beings.