Human nature for people to watch other people. Are you paranoid?

Not everything is about you OP.

Maybe you're just super hot and don't realize it and a bunch of people are horned out by living sexless for almost a year.

Maybe it's or mullett?

Oops, I meant "your mullet."

What’s wrong with people being aware of their surroundings? I like to know what’s coming my way just in case. So I will always glance at you when you walk by. If you really have a problem with this I suggest you move to the country.