For the last thirty years I've celebrated your in-the-face holiday with all day movies and then Chinese for dinner. This is a pretty standard American Jewish Practice. About ten years ago I notice that these non-Jews realized they didn't want to spend time with their families at home and started going to movies. You have this entire consumerist bs, made up holiday for a made up person (who if he did actually exist was port in March) and what do you do. You take over the traditions of the the same people you accuse of killing your prophet (whose teachings you don't even follow except in your own interests, so you aren't even competent cult members)

And then a few years ago, you are all showing up at the Chinese restaurants because g-d forbid you spend this time with your awful racist uncles, aunts, cousins, etc. So now I can't get a table on Xmas eve; which brings us to last night. There was not a Chinese restaurant that didn't have at least an hour wait for pickup (I'm a cheap jew, we don't pay for delivery). The Ambassador on Sandy's prices where exorbitant and they just plan old lost my order.

You g-d damn freaking assholes insist on stealing and ruining our near perfect tradition of not having to see your fuckers for one whole day.

Why do you even bother, no one goes to church (I've been to midnight mass three times, in two different countries), all you do is watch shitty tv movies with the same plot, sing songs either stolen from us or written by us, and stuff your faces all day and now you have taken away what little please the chosen people got from the holiday.