Listen. Your pizza is amazing, but you're fucking my neighborhood up. I know gentrification is inevitable, but every fucking night your ultra hip pizza place/bar is PACKED with aggressive wasted tech bros that are in no way social distancing.
Walking home, hearing thumping beats and seeing all of these assholes drinking in crowds without masks on...how are you getting away with it? And is it really being outside if you have a literal block of enclosed torched heated seating? An entire fucking BLOCK.
I can't even walk through it because I don't want to be harassed by the jerkoffs that frequent your establishment.
Your food is amazing but your clientele sucks. I never felt unsafe in my so called seedy neighborhood before these assholes started stumbling around.
Super Spreader Pizza
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