And I just started using dating apps for the first time. I realized... why would I ever swipe left? On ANYBODY? Shit, even if we only exchange a few words and it never goes anywhere I at least got to talk to another human being. So now when I go on I just swipe right until I go through the whole stack. You've probably seen me. The person who didn't read your profile. Sorry about that. But this is where I'm coming from. I'll spend hours reading profiles and no one will match with me so that's why.
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