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Staff meeting

by Anonymous • Feb 5, 2021 at 4:14 am

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Can we have a staff meeting about too many staff meetings? Is Portland a giant staff meeting where if you cant confidently use the 12 or so buzz words you are allowed to use with an unflinching confidence, you are industrialized? Right? I'm super excited. That's never good
(laughs with a hideous level of enthusiasm). Also, fuck Ted Talks. Right?

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