Just cause you're on the bottom floor doesn't mean I can't hear you! I mean I know you usually hear the people ABOVE you in an apartment building. But BELOW you? Personally I go above and beyond the call of duty to be quiet for you bottom dwellers (memorizing and walking around the floor creaks / be light on my feet etc..) But Jesus.. What the hell are you doing down there? Did you install a bowling alley across the entire length of your apartment? It's the middle of the night! Every twenty minutes: ba-BOOM! Bed starts shaking. Floor starts shaking. Cat flys up in the air all confused. Please for the love God. Settle down. Pick up a book. Try watching TV. Do you have TV? Maybe a nice heroin habit? Do SOMEthing! Or better yet? Do NOTHING! And do it quietly! Thanks!
What the hell are you doing down there?
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