Tip your dry cleaners.
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For some reason you're willing to tip someone handing you a pizza, yet you won't tip the people who are being forced to rummage through your shit-stained pants to pull out all the used tissue you leave in your pockets.
And yes, you have shit in your pants. EVERYONE does.
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