Howdy neighborino, nice dairy air, as they say. I saw yours in all its full moon glory today as you walked by your large window in easy view from the sidewalk. The Blazers jersey was a nice touch. I waved but you "pretended" not to notice. I probably creeped you out but, you know, they make a thing called curtains now. Don't blame me. Okay, I get it, you probably think I'm loser. This wasn't the first time you ignored me. Last fall we bumped into each at freddies in the yogurt aisle and it was the same treatment. You scurried away leaving me hanging, pushing your cart in the opposite direction. Playing hard to get. Alas fate keeps bringing us together. Eventually you're going to have to acknowledge my existence lol. I just wish you were as nice and extroverted as your wife.
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