But you’re not special. Dawg! Leash your goddamn dog! I don’t give a one handed fuck how behaved they are. My dog sees your dog off leash and it wants to eat both of you. Plus it’s illegal plus you carry no dog shot bags so my assumption is you turn a blind eye while freedom dog takes dumps wherevs. Buy a leash, mask up, pick up your dogs shit and don’t smile at me unless you are ready to adult up you goddamn asslick!
Your special dog
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