You are an embarrassment.

Every time I look at the news, one of you has paid to publish another vanity handwringing thinkpiece about how concerned you are about vandalism.

How dare the language of the unheard say "You still haven't done anything"?

I know you had to lobotomize yourself with entreprenerial self-help books to get to where you are today, but please, try to remember that there are other people in the world whose first priority is not themselves, their legacy, or their estate.

We've heard more than enough from you. Shut the fuck up and get out of the way.