.... as the cat has never been found, But today!, I was working in the Spiderhood, the first place I was bitten, and I moved a bunch of plywood from way back under the shelves in the old garage, where I found a mummified bird about six inches long still partially wrapped tight in, spiderwebs, just sitting at the entrance of a tunnel that led into an ancient lair.
I Have Proof!
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