I get that we're hearing a lot of promising news lately about vaccines and shit, but can everybody please just cool their jets and stop acting so crazy? Already I'm seeing Portland people acting like "covid who?" and letting down their guard when it's still way too early. And I know it's been a while since a lot of people have been driving but just so you know, your skills have gone to shit. Running stop signs, taking extremely wide turns too fast, refusing to use signals... it's way too early to return to the Mad Max traffic we used to have, so again can you all just please tone down the crazy? I'm just not ready yet!
Hold off on the crazy
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