I lied. I’ve actually had a great relationship with my family. They aren’t as religious as I led you to believe they were. But it was interesting to see your moves thinking I didn’t have their support.

I’ve talked to my parents multiple times a week ever since moving here.

My little brother was a fascist-sympathizer for a bit, but thanks to all your help he’s working for us now. And man has he been helpful.

My older brother isn’t allowed in Russia for some reason, it might be because he’s really good at math, but who can say.

My cousins used to do recon work in Iraq, now I can’t say what they do.

It was my grandfather’s idea for me to move to Portland. He was the real genius.

He was OG antifa.