A thousand dollar bike. $500 for spandex. Another couple bills for your Italian helmet. Not one fucking nickel for a light on either end of your penis extention...
And no fucking mask at all.
You stupid piece of shit.
That pollution you are spewing out of your lungs has the potential to kill people. What, you think it instantly ceases to be harmful because you and your manhood are outside?
Think again asshole.
Whatever you sucked in, you are blowing out and if you hadn't fucking noticed, your neighbors are dying, despite what our dysfunctionally anemic governor has said this week.
Keep your fucking shit to yourself.
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