Rinse. Lather. Marketing Ploy.
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Does anyone out there actually shampoo twice every morning?
Anyone hate it when writers use the phrase "Rinse. Repeat" ?
Anyone got anything less important to care about? Too much death today and too much covid in our city. I want to spend the night drinking scotch and reading your childish complaints.
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