look here you helpless fuck! Don't grow a beard if you cant fucking trim it! I'm so goddamned tired of people asking me and others about this service; Where do you get yours trimmed? I do it myself! will you do mine? Fuck. No. learn to do it yourself.

You want to look like a goddamn manly man? Then man up and learn how to be one!!!

You pukes make me sick and from here on out I'm going to start to offer my services of entire beard removal by fire for free.