Here, have some schadenfreude

Comments

1

"Cashier doesn't smile sincerely enough"

The fact that someone would even put forth the effort for a fake smile is good enough for me.

2

Discerning any smile whatsoever through/despite a mask is more than enough. Maybe their "smize" wasn't sincere?

3

so many peeps just
Starvin' for Connection
post-Pandemic there's gonna
be a Whole LOTTA Corrections.

best not to
Rush it
again?

4

Allow me to officially welcome you to Portland.