I just got your invite for the “Zoom Baby Shower” you’re throwing. It’s not for someone else, it’s you throwing the party, for yourself. The invite came with time clock stamps: greetings, games, and a specific time was listed: for presents. Assuming people want to spend a party on Zoom is bad enough. But you’ve set a time specifically aside for presents, that you assume are going to be flooding your way as if you’re owed? Really? You’re that tacky?
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