Viola in the moonlight

Comments

1

"I like that you like [the well-] Hungarian sausage,"
&
"I like [the bearded] Manila clams ;)"

yep.
def Soliciting
oh the Horror

so throw The
Book at 'em
or

Toss the (damn)
(stupid) 'Law' already.

2

so sorry --
Schtoopid.